Consulting Apiarist's




what are they trying to tell us? i just don’t know!!! it’s so difficult! i have 0 ideas about what this could mean!!!!

I actually nearly got that swoopy almost-disappointed feeling I get when I see spoilers: *that’s* how obvious it is. I actually am becoming pretty sure we’ll get to pretty much canon Johnlock in Series 4, the way this is going. Like, not a relationship, necessarily, but just how much further into ‘pretending this isn’t happening’ can they go? This isn’t even pretending. I mean, honestly. What’s next? Hovering over John’s bed as he sleeps, ala Edward Cullen?

Isn’t that ACD canon?



"Finally i can photobomb myself!"  “Benedict’s figure will be ‘premiere ready’, showing the actor looking impeccably groomed in a stylish dark suit. His immaculate red carpet style will be paired with a warm and relaxed expression, and his famous tousled hairstyle.  Work on the figure is well underway, and the actor has been heavily involved with the creation process. Benedict has given two sittings for our talented studios team, during which hundreds of precise measurements and numerous photographs were captured to be used by our sculptors and artists.  “Finally I can photobomb myself!” joked Cumberbatch. “What a weird and wonderful compliment to be included in the ranks of talent already committed to wax. I’ve been accused of being wooden in my work but never waxy! The main privilege for me was the process and seeing the amount of exacting work and skill brought to every detail of this art form. It is a wonderful combination of old and new, hi-tech and lo-fi skills. Measurements, hand inserted individual hairs and sculpted features. As a subject, you stand still surrounded by sculpters, painters, photographers, measurers and a whole army of people who bring together your likeness… it’s an extraordinary experience. Also my agents will be thrilled, they’ve wanted a clone of me for some time!” Benedict’s figure will be the latest British star to join our A-list line up, and will take up residence in October, alongside fellow Brits Judi Dench and Kate Winslet, as well as a host of Hollywood names from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, to Julia Roberts and Johnny Depp. More at the website. 

a Madame Tussauds waxwork figure… o_O

(via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)



Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

(via thescienceofobsession)


remember that time Sherlock used the exact same phrasing when he was referring to Raoul Santos


as he did when he was talking to/about John?


and remember how Raoul Santos’ “certain lifestyle” involved a gay love affair with Connie Prince’s brother, Kenny?



do you remember

(via wsswatson)

                “If you must die, sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life’s best part.”

Sherlock AU: Sherlock watches John die during a case. As a result, he becomes broken and lost, unable to move on.

(via seasonsofjohnlock)